|Self in extasies at what my dear friend Stephen Graham, with the aid of merry musicos, has done to my decidedly questionable lyrics. |
All the work, all the glory, is his. Brilliant.
Oxford Tavern, Kentish Town, 16 September, 2018
Thursday, 20 September 2018
RESOLUTIONS WHEN I COME TO BE OLD
Written in mdcxcix.
NOT to marry a young woman.
Not to keep young company, unless they desire it.
Not to be peevish, or morose, or suspicious.
Not to scorn present ways, or wits, or fashions, or men, or war, &c.
Not to be fond of children.
Not to tell the same story over and over to the same people.
Not to be covetous.
Not to neglect decency or cleanliness, for fear of falling into nastiness.
Not to be over severe with young people, but give allowances for their youthful follies and weaknesses.
Not to be influenced by, or give ear to, knavish tattling servants, or others.
Not to be too free of advice, nor trouble any but those who desire it.
To desire some good friends to inform me which of these resolutions I break or neglect, and wherein; and reform accordingly.
Not to talk much, nor of myself.
Not to boast of my former beauty, or strength, or favour with ladies, &c.
Not to hearken to flatteries, nor conceive I can be beloved by a young woman; et eos qui hæreditatem captant, odisse ac vitare*.
Not to be positive or opinionative.
Not to set up for observing all these rules, for fear I should observe none.
* and to detest and avoid those [young women] who are chasing after an inheritance
Tuesday, 11 September 2018
What's being happy? Well, yesterday I was happy three or four times. First I was happy when I learned that Cook had got his hundred. Then I was happy that This Feeling's track of the day was SBC's 'Sleepyhead'. In the afternoon my knee jerked with pleasure when i found out that Carpenter's coffee house in Covent Garden was 'The Finish' (scholars of eighteenth century London will understand). Finally, I was happy watching Cook get his hundred on the Sky highlights show. I enjoyed a couple of Thomas Fudge Florentines, but I'm not sure that counts.