I have just deleted two paragraphs of footie-fanboy rubbish and I'm not by any means a Chelsea supporter. Suffice to say, stuff like this gets all the old-fashioned virtues asserting themselves as if for a last hurrah. So hurrah for Chelsea, and to hell with their so-called captain.
GOAL! Barcelona 2-0 Chelsea, 2-1 agg (Iniesta, 44 min): That, ladies and gentlemen, is that.