Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Marmite Banned in Denmark



I understand that the Danes have just made Marmite an illegal substance. It is, apparently, a threat to public health. Personally, I loathe Marmite, and perhaps were I Dictator for a day I might whimsically hike its price up to £10 a jar and use the revenue to subsidise the manufacture of Lemon Curd; but i take exception to the Danes banning this sterling British product while continuing to inflict their disgusting pink salami on us...

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